“Hey, guess what guys!” Said Tre as he busted into Billie Joe’s house. He ran into the dining room. “CHICKENS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!” Billie, his family, and Mike all laughed. They were eating breakfast. Buttered toast shaped like penguins. Wow, how exciting… Tre jumped onto the table, tookeverybody’s toast, and stuffed it all in his mouth. “Hey! We’re hungry!” Mike said.“Who cares? I’m hungry too, and I should get all the food!” Tre said.”Oh and I have an Idea! We can have a concert in… ANTARCTICA!”“Hah! In your dreams! Nobody lives in Antarctica!” Billie said. “PENGUINS LIVE THERE, BILLIE JOE! PENGUINS! ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?” Tre yelled.

“Ok, jeez! Don’t yell at teh poor dude! We can’t go to Antarctica cause penguins wont care if we play music. The stupid things will probably get scared!” Mike said.“You dookie heads! We’re going and that’s final!” said Tre.“No” Bille said.
“YES”
“NO”
“YES”
“NO”
“YES”They argued for hours. Now don’t ask how, but Tre somehow persuaded Mike and Billie Joe to have a concert in Antarctica. A week later, Mike, Billie, and Tre got in their private jet. They were on their way to Antarctica. “I don’t know why we agreed to go to that cold wasteland just to play a bunch of instruments that will probably scare some stupid penguins to death!” Mike said.Soon, they landed on a little island in Antarctica. When they got off the plane, they saw no penguins. ”Hey… where the heck are all the penguins?” Billie said.

“Umm… maybe they’re on the potty! Or maybe its mating season!” Tre said. ”YEAH RIGHT! Lets get outta this wasteland!” Mike said. They all turned around and… their private jet was gone. “OMG! WHERE THE HECK IS OUR PLANE?” Mike said.

They all saw their plane floating away on a big iceburg. “AAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
GGGGGGGGG! TRE, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! WHY DID YOU DRAG US OUT TO THIS WASTELAND? YOU KNOW WHAT, NOW WE HAVE NO INSTRUMENTS, NO FOOD, NO JET, AND WE’RE GONNA FREEZE OUR BUTTS OFF! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU’RE A DOOKIE HEAD!” Billie Joe yelled. He was very mad indeed!

“FATSO!” Tre said to Billie.
“OH, I WOULDN’T BE TALKING!” Billie said, “YOU’RE THE FAT ONE!”

“Ok, break it up people! Theres no need for this! We’re all friends here and I thi–
HEY! LOOK OVER THERE!” Mike said, “ITS A BUILDING! WE’RE GONNA BE OK! WOOO!”

Billie, Mike, and Tre ran over to the building. When they got there, it was small. It had a little sign that said “Coffee Shop”. There was a lot of penguins wearing rediculous clothes, and they were taking.

“Omg, these penguins speak engish! And they built a little town! Maybe they can help us!” Mike said.

“TOURS HERE!” Said one penguin. Th guys walked over to the tour guide.

” We come in peace. We are nice people. We need your help.” Billie said.

“Sure! What do you need help with?” the penguin asked.

Billie, Mike, and Tre explained the problem. They explained how Tre dragged them to Antarctica to do a concert, and how their plane and instruments floated away on the iceburg.

“Hmmm… Well, maybe G can help you get home… But first will you do the concert? Maybe G can make some giant guitars and drums for you!” The tour guide said.

“Thanks for all your help! Now where is G?” Mike asked the tour guide.

“That-a-way!” The tour guide said.

“Thanks!” Tre said, “By the way, it’s annoying when people say stuff like ‘That-A-Way’…”

The guys were on their way to the Sport Shop.

When they got there, Mike opened the little door and stuck his head inside. “YO, WE’RE LOOKING FOR SOME PENGUIN WITH THE NAME ‘G’ ” he said.

“I’m G! How can I help you?” G said as he waddled outside.

Mike explained their problem.

“Hmmm… I’ll have some mega-sized guitars and a big boat ready for you in 3 weeks.” G said.

“Awww, so we have to stay in this wasteland for 3 whole weeks? Hey, that reminds me of ‘Welcome To Paradise’!”
said Tre.

Three weeks passed by quickly, and the guys made some great new friends.

They were all drinking little penguin-sized cups of coffee outside the coffee shop when G walked up to them dragging a huge wagon. “Ok guys, here’s your guitars and drums! Your boat is at the dock when you’re ready to go!” he said.

“Whooo! Now we can do the concert! Shot gun! Super round! Wooo! Kid idol! Yeah!” Tre said in excitement.

“I also made a huge stage! It’s in the forest! And I already advertised foryour concert in the newspaper. It’s suposed to start now! Get your butts in gear! Your fans are waiting!” G said.

They all ran to the giant stage and right away they started playing ‘Holiday’.
They played for an hour, then they had to go home because their friends and family were probably worried!

They ran over to the dock after giving out a bunch of autographs, and they were on their way home! Their fans were waving goodbye. “Little penguins, don’t you cry, we’ll be back again someday!” Tre sang.

A few weeks later, they arrived home. Please don’t ask how they found their way. Billie’s family was so happy that the guys were home.

“Maybe we’ll go there for our vacation! Trust me, it’s fun!” Billie said to his wife Adrienne. Mike told them all about the little town they found with the penguins that speak english.

“Sounds like fun!” Adrienne said. “We’re definately going there for our next vacation!”

THE END!!!!