(Intro Song Plays)
Hello penguins, welcome to the first ever episode of The Club Penguin View! I am your host, !!Blue Puffley and I’ve got a great show for you all tonight. I will be interviewing Cleverbot about Club Penguin’s first ever Fashion Show! Come on in, Cleverbot!
(Audience Claps)
User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am good, thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Female. Uh, allow me to introduce myself.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: I am Blue Puffley of Club Penguin.
Cleverbot: Yikes. What did you do?
User: I am here to interview you.
Cleverbot: This is not a test though, or is it?
User: No, I assure you it is not a test. I just have a few questions for you.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in GOD?
User: Excuse me, But I am the interviewer, thank you.
Cleverbot: If you are really intelligent, then describe the composition of the sun to me.
User: What are your thoughts on club penguin’s first fashion show?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: I see. You don’t like it?
Cleverbot: No because it is a girls name. I am a boy,.
User: Yes, fashion shows do seem to be more of a girl thing for sure.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: How do you feel that the Fashion show can improve?
Cleverbot: Carefully, and with a lot of hand sanitizer.
User: I agree. A lot of germs can be spread at large public events, right?
Cleverbot: Oh yeah. It’s like inception James.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: It’s kinda like the matrix, but not really at all.
User: Hehe, you so clever bro.
Cleverbot: No you so clever.
User: Okay, next question. Have you met Cadence?
Cleverbot: Good bye.
User: Have you met Cadence?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh? What is she like?
Cleverbot: She is the most wonderful person in the whole world.
User: Aw man, I wish I could meet her! She’s so cool!
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: No, I am a penguin.
Cleverbot: Can you fly?
User: Well thanks for answering my questions, this interview was a moderate success. See yah.
Cleverbot: No, I’m not liz.
User: Shut up meg.
And that’s all the time we have! Thank you for showing up, Cleverbot. I hope you all enjoyed The Club Penguin View with !!Blue Puffley! See you next time!
(Audience claps again)