Island Fixed, Fashion Show, and Herbert

So, it looks like the island is finally fixed. That quickly? It was just on full-out tip mode last night. -.- I sense even more conspiracies going on at Club Penguin.

One thing in the newspaper caught my attention.

Of course he’s talking about Herbert and Klutzy. It’s Rookie’s fault that they escaped, and it’s Rookie’s fault that Club Penguin is going to be attacked. Why is he even in the EPF? He shouldn’t have even been in the PSA! If I were the Director, I’d have fired him years ago for his antics. But this? This deserves imprisonment! Even deportation! No, that’s a bit too far. But he does deserve to be punished, big time.

Another thing about that newspaper excerpt: I think perhaps something else was lost in the tip. Important top-secret information that Herbert will use against Club Penguin. Well, every agent WAS focusing on the tipping island and the underwater maze, he could have stolen information when people weren’t looking… Information that will make their army of crabs all the more powerful. Be prepared! Something is coming!

Now for some less scary news. The fashion show is ON! And just as I was about to check it out I saw THIS!

Fire in the sky! FIRE! THE PENGUIN APOCALYPSE IS COMING! And I think those fire ninjas are causing it. They’re with Herbert for sure, those hoodlums! This is scary news, I’m sorry. Now for the non-scary news.

The fashion show has started today. I’m surprised Cadence didn’t mention in the newspaper that it is going to be ICE … Perhaps she’s taken my word for it. That she sounds stupid saying it, and she should stop.

Well there’s a new clothing catalog out, nothing that interests me much. Not that it matters, I’m not a member.

I decided I would wear my ice crown and snowflake shirt from that winter festival many years ago.

Anybody know where that quote came from? If you can catch the reference tell me in the comments, you shall be rewarded.